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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-o5_wLVyz8UE\/Uv0Oc_hWisI\/AAAAAAAABEQ\/mwq3N7Cs2EY\/s1600\/Praxe+Mo%C3%A7ambique.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-o5_wLVyz8UE\/Uv0Oc_hWisI\/AAAAAAAABEQ\/mwq3N7Cs2EY\/s1600\/Praxe+Mo%C3%A7ambique.jpg\" height=\"249\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAcham que as praxes em Portugal são violentas? 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Não beba !\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-wiIx2bBr4XU\/UmvFmponxOI\/AAAAAAAAA98\/1sCYnqL7aRE\/s1600\/Sexta-feira.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-wiIx2bBr4XU\/UmvFmponxOI\/AAAAAAAAA98\/1sCYnqL7aRE\/s400\/Sexta-feira.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8722913528014209569\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/11\/sexta-feira.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8722913528014209569"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8722913528014209569"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/11\/sexta-feira.html","title":"Sexta-feira"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-wiIx2bBr4XU\/UmvFmponxOI\/AAAAAAAAA98\/1sCYnqL7aRE\/s72-c\/Sexta-feira.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6867571824249560358"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-30T20:44:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-30T20:44:00.570+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"A vida de um reformado"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003EAs pessoas que ainda trabalham, perguntam-me muitas vezes, o que é que eu faço todos os dias, agora que estou reformado ...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003EBem, por exemplo, outro dia eu fui tratar de um assunto no meu banco, não demorei muito, foi uma questão de cinco minutos.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EQuando saí, um Polícia estava preenchendo uma multa por mau estacionamento.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ERapidamente aproximei-me dele e disse:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Vá lá, senhor guarda, eu não demorei mais que cinco minutos...! Deus irá recompensá-lo se tiver um gesto simpático para com um reformado...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEle ignorou-me completamente e continuou a preencher a multa.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003EAí eu \u0026nbsp;passei-me, e disse-lhe que só tinha demorado 1 minuto, blá blá blá...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEle olhou-me friamente e começou a preencher outra infracção alegando que também não tinha a vinheta comprovativa do seguro.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEntão levantei a voz para lhe dizer que já tinha percebido que estava a lidar com um polícia idiota e mal formado, e que nem compreendia como é que ele tinha sido admitido na polícia de trânsito...etc, etc\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEle terminou de autuar pela segunda infracção, colocando-a no para-brisas, e começou com um terceiro preenchimento.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEu já o estava a chatear há mais de 20 minutos, chamando-o de tudo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EEle, a cada \"mimo\", respondia com uma nova infracção e consequente preenchimento da respectiva multa acompanhada de um sorriso que refletia uma satisfação de vingança...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDepois da décima violação... eu disse-lhe:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Tenho pena senhor guarda, mas tenho que me ir embora... vem ali o meu Autocarro!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDesde que me reformei, aproveito todas as oportunidades para me divertir!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003ETENHO TEMPO...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6867571824249560358\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/a-vida-de-um-reformado.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6867571824249560358"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6867571824249560358"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/a-vida-de-um-reformado.html","title":"A vida de um reformado"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2417229563906830142"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-28T20:50:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-28T20:50:00.864+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Num congresso internacional de medicina"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EO médico alemão diz:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Na Alemanha, fazemos transplantes de dedo. Em 4 semanas o paciente\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Eestá procurando emprego.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EO médico espanhol afirma:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;A medicina espanhola é tão avançada que conseguimos fazer um\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Etransplante de cérebro. Em 6 semanas o paciente está procurando emprego.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; O médico russo diz:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Fazemos um transplante de peito. Em 1 semana o camarada pode procurar\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Eemprego.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EO médico grego disse:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Temos um trabalho de recuperação de bêbados. Em 15 dias o indivíduo\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Epode procurar emprego.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EO médico português diz orgulhoso:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Isso não é nada! Em Portugal, nós arranjamos um homem sem cérebro,\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Esem consciência, sem peito, mentiroso, corrupto, e elegêmo-lo primeiro\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003Eministro.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003EEm 24 meses o país inteiro está quase todo à procura de emprego.\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EIMPORTANTE:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003ETENS A OBRIGAÇÃO MORAL DE, EM DEFESA DA\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003EÉTICA E DA DEMOCRACIA, PARTILHAR COM OS TEUS AMIGOS.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"\u003ESE ROMPERES A CADEIA, VAIS TER QUE \u0026nbsp;O ATURAR POR MAIS 4 ANOS QUE TE LIXAS.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2417229563906830142\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/num-congresso-internacional-de-medicina.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2417229563906830142"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2417229563906830142"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/num-congresso-internacional-de-medicina.html","title":"Num congresso internacional de medicina"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3735042494158794463"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-26T14:48:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-26T14:58:25.361+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Casamento por procuração"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;\"\u003EUm homem de 72 anos casa, por procuração, com uma jovem de 25 anos. Quando se encontram e vão para o quarto ela, sentada na cama, só chorava. Curioso o homem perguntou:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;- Estás arrependida? Tu sabias como eu era...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;- Não é isso, tenho vergonha. Sou virgem e nada sei sobre sexo!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;- Agora é que estamos lixados: tu não sabes e eu não me lembro!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3735042494158794463\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/casamento-por-procuracao.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3735042494158794463"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3735042494158794463"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/casamento-por-procuracao.html","title":"Casamento por procuração"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2899474309106995053"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-21T19:33:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-21T19:33:15.989+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cartoon"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sem soutian"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-SJkH2_jt6hs\/UmVy-ZF-8rI\/AAAAAAAAA9o\/tWdEPXEccfI\/s1600\/Sem+soutian.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"398\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-SJkH2_jt6hs\/UmVy-ZF-8rI\/AAAAAAAAA9o\/tWdEPXEccfI\/s400\/Sem+soutian.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2899474309106995053\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/sem-soutian.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2899474309106995053"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2899474309106995053"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/sem-soutian.html","title":"Sem soutian"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-SJkH2_jt6hs\/UmVy-ZF-8rI\/AAAAAAAAA9o\/tWdEPXEccfI\/s72-c\/Sem+soutian.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6448988001145409280"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-15T16:10:00.003+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-17T10:11:14.446+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Videos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Macacada"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003EIsto é o que acontece quando 2 tigres invadem o território de um macaco: uma grande macacada!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ciframe allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qMG2fYyoZoY?rel=0\" width=\"420\"\u003E\u003C\/iframe\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6448988001145409280\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/macacada.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6448988001145409280"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6448988001145409280"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/macacada.html","title":"Macacada"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7998074223528935772"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-14T22:06:00.004+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-26T16:30:54.948+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Funcionário público em 2014"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003EEis o aspecto de um funcionário público em 2014\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-T9Vz_TcwpwQ\/Ulxcn4lAkxI\/AAAAAAAAA9Y\/KogEbV9ulHM\/s1600\/Funcionario+Publico+2014.jpeg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-T9Vz_TcwpwQ\/Ulxcn4lAkxI\/AAAAAAAAA9Y\/KogEbV9ulHM\/s400\/Funcionario+Publico+2014.jpeg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003Esem comentários\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7998074223528935772\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/funcionario-publico-em-2014.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7998074223528935772"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7998074223528935772"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/funcionario-publico-em-2014.html","title":"Funcionário público em 2014"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-T9Vz_TcwpwQ\/Ulxcn4lAkxI\/AAAAAAAAA9Y\/KogEbV9ulHM\/s72-c\/Funcionario+Publico+2014.jpeg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-1990775002754684796"},"published":{"$t":"2013-10-12T21:52:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-10-14T21:55:23.666+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"O Lar mais caro do País"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EPara quem não sabe aqui fica a informação: este é o lar mais caro do País:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-pICsfiPiuPg\/UlxZaUgia9I\/AAAAAAAAA9M\/yWJAobk_U2A\/s1600\/Lar+mais+caro.jpeg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"268\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-pICsfiPiuPg\/UlxZaUgia9I\/AAAAAAAAA9M\/yWJAobk_U2A\/s400\/Lar+mais+caro.jpeg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003Esem comentários\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1990775002754684796\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/o-lar-mais-caro-do-pais.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1990775002754684796"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1990775002754684796"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/o-lar-mais-caro-do-pais.html","title":"O Lar mais caro do País"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-pICsfiPiuPg\/UlxZaUgia9I\/AAAAAAAAA9M\/yWJAobk_U2A\/s72-c\/Lar+mais+caro.jpeg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7148321337540164987"},"published":{"$t":"2013-08-22T21:44:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-08-22T21:44:12.283+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Finalmente de férias"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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XXI"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ch2 class=\"ReadMsgSubject TextSizeLarge\" style=\"background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Segoe UI Web Light', 'Segoe UI Light', 'Segoe UI Web Regular', 'Segoe UI', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Helvetica Neue', Arial; font-size: 21px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 29px; margin: 0px 0px 14px; padding-top: 1px;\"\u003EComo explicar \"de onde vêm os bebés\" a uma criança do séc. 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-zoc7Yp9QAi8\/UVLVT86VZ5I\/AAAAAAAAAXQ\/UqVS57ECZZI\/s1600\/Obelix+e+Relvas.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-zoc7Yp9QAi8\/UVLVT86VZ5I\/AAAAAAAAAXQ\/UqVS57ECZZI\/s640\/Obelix+e+Relvas.jpg\" usa=\"true\" width=\"481\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/301595154284436545\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/obelix.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/301595154284436545"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/301595154284436545"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/obelix.html","title":"Obélix"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-zoc7Yp9QAi8\/UVLVT86VZ5I\/AAAAAAAAAXQ\/UqVS57ECZZI\/s72-c\/Obelix+e+Relvas.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-1014191144957743153"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-26T06:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-26T06:00:08.867+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Taxista Inglês"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NKVAsCfmTg8\/UVBzqS-WzdI\/AAAAAAAAAW4\/QQhRqJN30nM\/s1600\/taxi_ingles.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NKVAsCfmTg8\/UVBzqS-WzdI\/AAAAAAAAAW4\/QQhRqJN30nM\/s320\/taxi_ingles.jpg\" ssa=\"true\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003EUm muçulmano barbudo entra num táxi.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EUma vez sentado, pede ao taxista para desligar o rádio, porque não quer ouvir música, como decretado na sua religião e porque no tempo do profeta não havia música, especialmente música ocidental, que é música de infiéis.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO motorista do táxi educadamente desliga o rádio, sai do carro, dirige-se à porta do lado do cliente e abre-a.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO árabe pergunta: - \"O que é que está a fazer?”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EResposta do taxista: - \"No tempo do profeta não havia táxis, por isso saia e espere pelo próximo camelo\".\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1014191144957743153\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/taxista-ingles.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1014191144957743153"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1014191144957743153"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/taxista-ingles.html","title":"Taxista Inglês"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NKVAsCfmTg8\/UVBzqS-WzdI\/AAAAAAAAAW4\/QQhRqJN30nM\/s72-c\/taxi_ingles.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6487840589091426380"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-25T15:54:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-25T16:05:07.222+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"\"Voltei Voltei\", remix"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-dRZdC1vR-9g\/UVByR-A2czI\/AAAAAAAAAWw\/Epx4D8ClOtA\/s1600\/Socas_remix.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"301\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-dRZdC1vR-9g\/UVByR-A2czI\/AAAAAAAAAWw\/Epx4D8ClOtA\/s320\/Socas_remix.jpg\" ssa=\"true\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"background: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E“Voltei, voltei\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003EVoltei de lá\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003EAinda ontem estava em França\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003EE agora já estou cá\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003EVale mais um mês aqui\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EDo que um ano inteiro lá\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EAinda ontem eu pensava\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EE sonhava cá voltar\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EAi, eu já não suportava\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EFicar longe do meu lar\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EAgora já estou aqui\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EJá me passou esta dor\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003ETanto, tanto que eu pedi\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"textexposedshow\"\u003EEste milagre ao Senhor”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6487840589091426380\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/voltei-voltei-remix.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6487840589091426380"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6487840589091426380"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/voltei-voltei-remix.html","title":"\"Voltei Voltei\", remix"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-dRZdC1vR-9g\/UVByR-A2czI\/AAAAAAAAAWw\/Epx4D8ClOtA\/s72-c\/Socas_remix.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6924228248062002813"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-24T17:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-25T16:01:59.004+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curtas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Provérbio Português, nova versão"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Se2Di8Sftmg\/UVB0kD8gdmI\/AAAAAAAAAXA\/_1N6BRQeqSg\/s1600\/Algures+num+futuro+pr%C3%B3ximo.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Se2Di8Sftmg\/UVB0kD8gdmI\/AAAAAAAAAXA\/_1N6BRQeqSg\/s320\/Algures+num+futuro+pr%C3%B3ximo.jpg\" ssa=\"true\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ELadrão que rouba a Nação\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ETem programa na televisão.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6924228248062002813\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/proverbio-portugues-nova-versao.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6924228248062002813"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6924228248062002813"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/proverbio-portugues-nova-versao.html","title":"Provérbio Português, nova versão"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Se2Di8Sftmg\/UVB0kD8gdmI\/AAAAAAAAAXA\/_1N6BRQeqSg\/s72-c\/Algures+num+futuro+pr%C3%B3ximo.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7212631125177663319"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-18T11:59:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-22T14:37:21.540+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Como Peixe na Água"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Jz7vyvPeL1w\/UUxOIzF_mdI\/AAAAAAAAAWg\/1Jl6BO9nHms\/s1600\/Luis+Afonso+e+o+peixe.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Jz7vyvPeL1w\/UUxOIzF_mdI\/AAAAAAAAAWg\/1Jl6BO9nHms\/s640\/Luis+Afonso+e+o+peixe.jpg\" ssa=\"true\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\"BARTOON\" \u003Cem\u003Ede Luis Afonso\u003C\/em\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7212631125177663319\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/como-peixe-na-agua.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7212631125177663319"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7212631125177663319"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/como-peixe-na-agua.html","title":"Como Peixe na Água"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Jz7vyvPeL1w\/UUxOIzF_mdI\/AAAAAAAAAWg\/1Jl6BO9nHms\/s72-c\/Luis+Afonso+e+o+peixe.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-8855166952818368597"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-17T07:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-25T16:04:36.573+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Trabalhar de graça?"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xhD8bTgzzSQ\/UUG8KNNVoAI\/AAAAAAAAAV8\/N_GRJmNNQYg\/s1600\/trabalhar+de+gra%C3%A7a.bmp\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"240\" psa=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xhD8bTgzzSQ\/UUG8KNNVoAI\/AAAAAAAAAV8\/N_GRJmNNQYg\/s320\/trabalhar+de+gra%C3%A7a.bmp\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"ES\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003EAnúncio no jornal:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"ES\" style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\"Somos um restaurante pequeno e casual no centro da cidade e estamos à procura de músicos para tocarem de graça no nosso restaurante, podendo assim promover a sua música e vender os seus CDs. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"SV\" style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003EEste não é um emprego diário, e sim para eventos especiais que eventualmente se tornarão eventos diários uma vez que a ...resposta do público seja positiva. Preferimos que toquem Jazz, Rock, e outros ritmos mais leves, de todo o mundo e de várias culturas. Está interessado em\u0026nbsp;promover o seu trabalho? Então comunique connosco o mais rápido possível.\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"SV\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"SV\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003EResposta de um Músico:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"SV\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\"Feliz Ano Novo! Eu sou um músico, com uma casa grande, à procura de um dono de restaurante que venha a minha casa promover o seu restaurante ao fazer comida de graça para mim e meus amigos. Isto não aconteceria diariamente, mas a princípio em eventos especiais, os quais poderão eventualmente crescer e tornar-se algo grande e diário, se a resposta for positiva. Preferimos carne de primeira e refeições exóticas. Você está interessado em promover o seu restaurante? Então comunique connosco urgentemente!\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8855166952818368597\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/trabalhar-de-graca.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8855166952818368597"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8855166952818368597"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/trabalhar-de-graca.html","title":"Trabalhar de graça?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xhD8bTgzzSQ\/UUG8KNNVoAI\/AAAAAAAAAV8\/N_GRJmNNQYg\/s72-c\/trabalhar+de+gra%C3%A7a.bmp","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2032647833256999832"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-16T07:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-16T13:15:55.385+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Anita vai às compras e pede factura"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-fVy8TRkoHm0\/UUG6ZLt5_DI\/AAAAAAAAAVw\/6vTKQfY_gdQ\/s1600\/anita_Pede+factura.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" psa=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-fVy8TRkoHm0\/UUG6ZLt5_DI\/AAAAAAAAAVw\/6vTKQfY_gdQ\/s640\/anita_Pede+factura.jpg\" width=\"516\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2032647833256999832\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/anita-vai-as-compras-e-pede-factura.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2032647833256999832"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2032647833256999832"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/anita-vai-as-compras-e-pede-factura.html","title":"Anita vai às compras e pede factura"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-fVy8TRkoHm0\/UUG6ZLt5_DI\/AAAAAAAAAVw\/6vTKQfY_gdQ\/s72-c\/anita_Pede+factura.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-5041303739791945247"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-15T10:38:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-15T10:38:01.103+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Conversa entre 2 quarentonas"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EOlá! Conta-me, Como correu o teu encontro na outra noite?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EHorrível! Não sei o que se passou!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EPorquê? Não te deu nem um beijo?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ESim!!! Beijou-me tão forte! E mordeu-me os lábios com tanta força que\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Epensei que me ia saltar o implante de colagénio! Depois começou a\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Eacariciar-me o cabelo e soltaram-se algumas extensões que tinha.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ENão me digas que terminou aí?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ENãooo!! Depois agarrou-me a cara entre as mãos, até que tive que lhe\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Epedir para parar porque estava a espalhar o botox! Além disso, as\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Eminhas pestanas postiças ficaram coladas no seu nariz.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EE não tentou mais nada?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ESim, começou a fazer-me festas nas pernas. Tive que o travar porque me\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Elembrei que não tinha tido tempo de fazer a depilação, e ao tentar\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Epará-lo, \u0026nbsp;saltaram-me duas unhas postiças. Depois deu-lhe um ataque de\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Eluxúria arrebatador e abraçou-me com tanta força que quase mudou a\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003Eforma dos meus implantes de silicone.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EE depois o que aconteceu?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EPôs-se a beber champanhe do meu sapato!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EAi que romântico!!!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ERomântico? quase que morre ali mesmo!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EPorquê?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EPorque engoliu o corrector de joanetes e quase que sufocou!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EE depois, o que aconteceu?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003EAcreditas que se foi embora???\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003ECá para mim, era maricas!!!\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #1f497d; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 19px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003E….\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/5041303739791945247\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/conversa-entre-2-quarentonas.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/5041303739791945247"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/5041303739791945247"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/conversa-entre-2-quarentonas.html","title":"Conversa entre 2 quarentonas"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3242714882871722151"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-14T10:33:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-14T10:33:00.460+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Religião"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Páscoa mais curta"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-IMAzHA2l_yE\/UUA5Hc3a73I\/AAAAAAAAAVY\/MB_d7RZ5AYs\/s1600\/b%C3%AAbado.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" psa=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-IMAzHA2l_yE\/UUA5Hc3a73I\/AAAAAAAAAVY\/MB_d7RZ5AYs\/s1600\/b%C3%AAbado.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-size: 14pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Às 3 da manhã, um bêbado é detido pela polícia; o agente pergunta :\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"font-size: 14pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; 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Assim que eu chegar a casa!!!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4958533554549353256\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/palestra.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4958533554549353256"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4958533554549353256"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/palestra.html","title":"Palestra"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-IMAzHA2l_yE\/UUA5Hc3a73I\/AAAAAAAAAVY\/MB_d7RZ5AYs\/s72-c\/b%C3%AAbado.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-5423125392691724994"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-05T20:01:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-05T20:01:39.779+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Anita coze Coelho com Relvas aromáticas"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LnVvYKTmEnE\/UTTFn9LDawI\/AAAAAAAAAVA\/WS1FuOUTvPY\/s1600\/Chave_Hotel.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"176\" jsa=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LnVvYKTmEnE\/UTTFn9LDawI\/AAAAAAAAAVA\/WS1FuOUTvPY\/s200\/Chave_Hotel.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Depois de fazer o check-in no balcão apinhado da recepção do hotel, um homem, já farto e cansado pela demora, ao virar-se para finalmente sair dali esbarra com uma mulher linda, espetando-lhe sem querer o cotovelo num dos seios.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Meio envergonhado mas sincero, diz:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - As minhas desculpas. Se o\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;seu coração for tão macio como o seu seio é, tenho a certeza de\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;que me perdoará.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Responde a\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;mulher:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - E se o seu pénis for\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;tão duro como o seu\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;cotovelo, o meu quarto é o 1301.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/118794075873847927\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/isto-e-saber-perdoar.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/118794075873847927"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/118794075873847927"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/03\/isto-e-saber-perdoar.html","title":"Isto é saber perdoar!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LnVvYKTmEnE\/UTTFn9LDawI\/AAAAAAAAAVA\/WS1FuOUTvPY\/s72-c\/Chave_Hotel.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-591579128764569408"},"published":{"$t":"2013-03-03T12:08:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-03-03T12:08:00.453+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Cuidado com as compras na Internet"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 20px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 35px;\"\u003ECuidado com as compras na Internet\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: start;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: start;\"\u003Eé velha, eu sei... mas caímos sempre\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: start;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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color: #000099; font-family: Cambria, serif; font-size: 21px; line-height: 27px; text-align: start;\"\u003EVê como funciona:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: whitesmoke; color: #000099; font-family: Cambria, serif; font-size: 21px; line-height: 27px; text-align: start;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-size: 21px; line-height: 27px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Cambria, serif;\"\u003EUm individuo\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb style=\"color: #2a2a2a; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 20px; text-align: start;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Cambria, serif; font-size: 16pt; 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color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; white-space: normal;\"\u003EUm advogado, é um advogado...!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EUm chefe da Máfia descobriu que o seu contabilista tinha desviado milhões de dólares da caixa.\u003Cbr \/\u003EO contabilista era surdo, por isso fora admitido, pois nada poderia ouvir e, em caso de um eventual processo, não poderia depor como testemunha.\u003Cbr \/\u003EQuando o chefe foi dar-lhe um aperto sobre os milhões em falta, levou uma advogada, que sabia a linguagem de sinais dos surdos-mudos.\u003Cbr \/\u003EO chefe perguntou ao contabilista:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Onde estão os 10 milhões que desapareceram?\u003Cbr \/\u003EA advogada, usando a linguagem dos sinais, transmitiu a pergunta ao contabilista, que logo respondeu (também em sinais):\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Eu não sei do que é que vocês estão a falar.\u003Cbr \/\u003EA advogada traduziu para o chefe:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Ele disse não saber do que se trata.\u003Cbr \/\u003EO mafioso sacou uma pistola e encostou-a à testa do contabilista, gritando:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Pergunte-lhe de novo e ele que responda a verdade senão mato-o!\u003Cbr \/\u003EA advogada, sinalizando, disse ao infeliz:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Ele vai-te matar se não disseres onde está o dinheiro.\u003Cbr \/\u003EO contabilista sinalizou em resposta:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- OK, vocês venceram, o dinheiro está numa mala de couro, que está enterrada no quintal da casa do meu primo Eurico, que fica no nº.400, da Rua 26, no Bairro de Queens!\u003Cbr \/\u003EO mafioso perguntou à advogada:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- O que é que ele disse?\u003Cbr \/\u003EA advogada respondeu:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Ele disse que não tem medo de brutamontes e que você não tem tomates para puxar o gatilho...\u003C\/pre\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/285271527162611169\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/um-advogado-e-um-advogado.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/285271527162611169"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/285271527162611169"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/um-advogado-e-um-advogado.html","title":"Um advogado é um advogado!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-945517363935182920"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-27T10:15:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-27T10:15:00.867+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Relvas ganha equivalência a cantor"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-4fAMYP_EzfI\/US0k5b1EojI\/AAAAAAAAAu0\/BE8ILbhxXmg\/s1600\/Sporting+Duodecimos.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"391\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-4fAMYP_EzfI\/US0k5b1EojI\/AAAAAAAAAu0\/BE8ILbhxXmg\/s400\/Sporting+Duodecimos.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003EO Sporting mostra-se solidário com os Portugueses. 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Po09_YUo2Qg\/USS54fO_9XI\/AAAAAAAAAUI\/T01f-emek8Q\/s1600\/Carajaponesa.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" mea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Po09_YUo2Qg\/USS54fO_9XI\/AAAAAAAAAUI\/T01f-emek8Q\/s1600\/Carajaponesa.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; No primeiro dia de aulas, numa escola secundária dos EUA, a professora apresentou aos alunos um novo colega, Sakiro Suzuki, vindo do Japão.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; A aula começa e a professora diz:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Vamos ver quem conhece a história americana. Quem disse: “Dê-me a liberdade ou a morte?”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Silêncio total na sala. Apenas Suzuki levanta a mão:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- “Patrick Henry em 1775, em Filadélfia.”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E- Muito bem, Suzuki. E quem disse: “O Estado é o povo, e o povo não pode afundar-se?”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- “Abraham Lincoln, em 1863, em Washington”. Respondeu Suzuki:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EA professora olha para os outros alunos e diz:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E- Não têm vergonha? Suzuki é japonês e sabe mais sobre a história americana do que vocês!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EEntão, ouve-se uma voz baixinha, lá ao fundo:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Japonês filho da puta!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E- Quem foi? – questionou a professora.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Suzuki levanta a mão e, sem esperar, responde:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E- General McArthur, em 1941, em Pearl Halbour.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EA turma fica super silenciosa... apenas se ouve do fundo da sala:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E- Acho que vou vomitar.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EA professora grita:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Quem foi agora?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EE Suzuki:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- George Bush Pai, ao Primeiro-Ministro Tanaka, durante um almoço em Tóquio, em 1991.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003EE outro aluno diz ao fundo: “Suzuki de merda!”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003EE Suzuki responde: \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Valentino Rossi, no Grande Prémio do Brasil de Moto GP, no Rio de Janeiro, em 2002.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EA turma fica histérica, a professora desmaia, então a porta abre-se e entra o director, que esclama:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E-Que merda é esta? Nunca vi uma confusão deste tamanho!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003EE Suzuki, bem alto:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Nuno Crato para Miguel Relvas, em 2012, após ter recebido o relatório da inspeção feita à Universidade Lusófona.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/5163530883942235974\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/o-menino-japones.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/5163530883942235974"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/5163530883942235974"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/o-menino-japones.html","title":"O Menino Japonês"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Po09_YUo2Qg\/USS54fO_9XI\/AAAAAAAAAUI\/T01f-emek8Q\/s72-c\/Carajaponesa.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7633322485395005677"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-18T06:30:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-19T08:23:46.854+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Caça!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-_SIBjswLXJk\/USMuCy3AdLI\/AAAAAAAAATQ\/FR1i7G2_DhM\/s1600\/Fiscais.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-_SIBjswLXJk\/USMuCy3AdLI\/AAAAAAAAATQ\/FR1i7G2_DhM\/s400\/Fiscais.jpg\" uea=\"true\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan id=\"goog_1275162720\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan id=\"goog_1275162721\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7633322485395005677\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/caca.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7633322485395005677"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7633322485395005677"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/caca.html","title":"Caça!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-_SIBjswLXJk\/USMuCy3AdLI\/AAAAAAAAATQ\/FR1i7G2_DhM\/s72-c\/Fiscais.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-4159626629112211407"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-17T16:16:00.003+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-18T11:02:08.075+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Com Classe"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DCDS4G1o7l0\/USIJzJ55IiI\/AAAAAAAAASk\/plGOS8T0ghg\/s1600\/Ooops.gif\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DCDS4G1o7l0\/USIJzJ55IiI\/AAAAAAAAASk\/plGOS8T0ghg\/s1600\/Ooops.gif\" uea=\"true\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Toca a campainha de casa. A mulher ao abrir a porta depara com um homem que lhe pergunta:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- A senhora tem vagina?\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Assustada e indignada ela fecha-lhe a porta na cara.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Na manhã seguinte, tocam à campainha e é o mesmo homem que lhe faz a mesma pergunta.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Ela, furiosa, bate-lhe com a porta na cara novamente.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ENo terceiro dia repete-se a mesma cena. Quando o marido volta do trabalho à noite, ela conta-lhe o sucedido.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ESentindo-se ultrajado ele combina com ela:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Amor, amanhã não vou trabalhar, se for o mesmo tipo eu escondo-me, tu atendes que eu depois apareço e dou-lhe uma valente carga de porrada!\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ENa manhã seguinte, tocam à campainha e o marido, antes de se esconder, diz à mulher:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Se for o mesmo gajo, diz que sim, para sabermos o que é que ele vai responder.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EEla atende e é o mesmo homem com a mesma pergunta:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- A senhora tem vagina?\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EEla responde:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E-Tenho.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Ah, óptimo! Então queira fazer o favor de pedir ao seu marido que pare de usar a da minha mulher e passe a usar a sua, sim? Bom dia e muito obrigado pela atenção!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4159626629112211407\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/com-classe_17.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4159626629112211407"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4159626629112211407"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/com-classe_17.html","title":"Com Classe"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DCDS4G1o7l0\/USIJzJ55IiI\/AAAAAAAAASk\/plGOS8T0ghg\/s72-c\/Ooops.gif","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7656060794965600421"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-15T10:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-15T10:00:12.054+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Lição de Português numa escola de Angola"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003ENuma escola em Angola, a professora pergunta a um aluno:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Marreta, diga aí um verbo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Bicicreta...\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Não é bicicreta sem matumbo. É bicicleta. E bicicleta não é verbo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDepois perguntou ao segundo aluno:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Marcolino, diga aí um verbo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Prástico...\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Não é prástico, seu tanso. É plástico. E plástico não é verbo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA professora desesperada perguntou ao terceiro aluno:\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Bastião, diga aí um verbo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Hospedar...\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Muito bem! Agora diga uma frase com o verbo que voçê escolheu.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E- Hospedar da bicicreta são de prástico!...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7656060794965600421\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/licao-de-portugues-numa-escola-de-angola.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7656060794965600421"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7656060794965600421"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/licao-de-portugues-numa-escola-de-angola.html","title":"Lição de Português numa escola de Angola"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-1280884151420107224"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-14T10:33:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-18T11:11:32.985+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curtas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Telefonema Noturno"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KG9h1BKKNVA\/USIMXeYq9sI\/AAAAAAAAAS8\/aFiec6QxPBg\/s1600\/telefone.gif\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KG9h1BKKNVA\/USIMXeYq9sI\/AAAAAAAAAS8\/aFiec6QxPBg\/s1600\/telefone.gif\" uea=\"true\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EO telefone toca, à noite...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMarido: - Se for para mim, diz que\u0026nbsp;não estou.\u003Cbr \/\u003EMulher atende e diz: - Ele está em casa.\u003Cbr \/\u003EMarido: - Caramba, mas o que foi que eu acabei de te dizer!?!\u003Cbr \/\u003EMulher: - Era para mim.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1280884151420107224\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/telefonema-noturno.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1280884151420107224"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1280884151420107224"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/telefonema-noturno.html","title":"Telefonema Noturno"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KG9h1BKKNVA\/USIMXeYq9sI\/AAAAAAAAAS8\/aFiec6QxPBg\/s72-c\/telefone.gif","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3319607691734626050"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-13T21:38:00.002+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-13T21:39:10.200+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Futebol"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Religião"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Papa rescinde com Vaticano e assina pelo Sporting"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EO Papa Bento XVI rescinde com o\u0026nbsp;Vaticano e assina contrato pelo Sporting\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZgpLcOQZWWU\/URwHqvYxWII\/AAAAAAAAAtA\/YUTQ-Xf0bG0\/s1600\/PapaSporting.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZgpLcOQZWWU\/URwHqvYxWII\/AAAAAAAAAtA\/YUTQ-Xf0bG0\/s400\/PapaSporting.jpg\" width=\"348\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E(sem comentários...)\u003C\/div\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3319607691734626050\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/papa-rescinde-com-vaticano-e-assina.html#comment-form","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3319607691734626050"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3319607691734626050"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/papa-rescinde-com-vaticano-e-assina.html","title":"Papa rescinde com Vaticano e assina pelo Sporting"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZgpLcOQZWWU\/URwHqvYxWII\/AAAAAAAAAtA\/YUTQ-Xf0bG0\/s72-c\/PapaSporting.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3488253387376568237"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-11T06:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-11T06:00:02.497+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Carta da Velhinha"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-dKqA-ynuYmE\/URgOT4jhpaI\/AAAAAAAAARE\/VUkVZgm-F1s\/s1600\/correios.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"182\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-dKqA-ynuYmE\/URgOT4jhpaI\/AAAAAAAAARE\/VUkVZgm-F1s\/s400\/correios.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Há nos Correios uma pessoa especialmente designada para processar a correspondência cujo destinatário seja ilegível ou fora dos padrões autorizados.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Certo dia apareceu uma carta cujo destinatário estava nestas condições. Escrito por uma mão pouco firme, vagamente se percebia a palavra: “Deus”.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; O homem resolveu então abrir e ler a carta que dizia:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E“Meu querido Deus,\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ETenho 83 anos, sou viúva e vivo com uma pequena pensão mensal que me deixou o meu falecido marido.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EOntem, no autocarro, roubaram-me a carteira. Tinha lá 100 euros que era tudo o que tinha até chegar o próximo cheque da segurança social. Como no próximo domingo é Natal, tinha convidado para jantarem comigo as duas únicas amigas que me restam. Agora sem esse dinheiro não me vai ser possível comprar nada para o jantar.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ENão tenho família e Tu és a minha última esperança!\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ESerá que me podes ajudar?\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ECom os melhores cumprimentos e bem hajas\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EMaria das Dores”\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; O tipo dos Correios não pôde deixar de se emocionar com o teor da carta e mostrou-a aos colegas.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EEntão, um a um, com um sorriso embaraçado, foram metendo no envelope os trocos que tinham nos bolsos.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ENo final do dia o homem tinha conseguido juntar 95 euros, que colocou num envelope e enviou de imediato à pobre senhora.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Após o Natal uma segunda carta chegou, nos mesmos moldes e escrita pela mesma mão. De imediato todos os colaboradores do posto se juntaram para assistir à abertura da carta que dizia:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E“Meu querido Deus,\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EJamais poderei agradecer-Te o que fizeste por mim.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EGraças à tua generosidade pude oferecer um jantar belíssimo e apreciá-lo na companhia das minhas duas queridas amigas. Tivemos as três uma maravilhosa ceia de Natal, durante a qual lhes pude contar o teu bonito gesto de amor.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EJá agora aproveito para te dizer que apenas recebi 95 euros, ou seja, faltavam 5. Devem ter sido aqueles filhos da puta dos Correios que se abotoaram com eles. Mas não faz mal.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EBem hajas\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EMaria das Dores”\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3488253387376568237\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/carta-da-velhinha.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3488253387376568237"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3488253387376568237"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/carta-da-velhinha.html","title":"Carta da Velhinha"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-dKqA-ynuYmE\/URgOT4jhpaI\/AAAAAAAAARE\/VUkVZgm-F1s\/s72-c\/correios.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3081596097633472850"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-10T10:46:00.003+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-10T10:54:47.235+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curtas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Numa festa"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-BLnLY2b0dhE\/URd6Fr0-tTI\/AAAAAAAAAQg\/fdn9bztCyJc\/s1600\/copo-de-cocktail.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"220\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-BLnLY2b0dhE\/URd6Fr0-tTI\/AAAAAAAAAQg\/fdn9bztCyJc\/s320\/copo-de-cocktail.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EPor entre a confusão da festa, um dos empregados repara numa rapariga de copo vazio, aproxima-se e pergunta:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Desculpe… aceita outra bebida?\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Não, muito obrigada, faz-me mal às pernas.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Então... adormecem, é?\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E- Não. Abrem-se!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3081596097633472850\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/numa-festa.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3081596097633472850"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3081596097633472850"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/numa-festa.html","title":"Numa festa"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-BLnLY2b0dhE\/URd6Fr0-tTI\/AAAAAAAAAQg\/fdn9bztCyJc\/s72-c\/copo-de-cocktail.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-8673871128846261081"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-09T10:30:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-10T10:51:42.939+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Conselho de professor"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-S_XWnFVb3Sw\/URd64WPOQAI\/AAAAAAAAAQo\/siT7JMDxBR4\/s1600\/matematica.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-S_XWnFVb3Sw\/URd64WPOQAI\/AAAAAAAAAQo\/siT7JMDxBR4\/s320\/matematica.jpg\" width=\"226\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; É preciso desmistificar essa história da matemática ser chata e difícil. Os nossos alunos e alunas têm demonstrado fugir da matemática como “o diabo foge da cruz”. Assim sendo, e numa atitude profiláctico-pedagógica, proponho aos colegas professores que partilhem com os seus educandos uma das belezas da linguagem matemática, demonstrando assim, que ela pode até ser poética:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EQuem 60 ao teu lado e 70 por ti,\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003Evai certamente rezar 1\/3\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003Epara arranjar 1\/2 de te levar para 1\/4,\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003Etendo coragem de te dizer depois:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E20 comer!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8673871128846261081\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/conselho-de-professor.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8673871128846261081"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/8673871128846261081"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/conselho-de-professor.html","title":"Conselho de professor"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-S_XWnFVb3Sw\/URd64WPOQAI\/AAAAAAAAAQo\/siT7JMDxBR4\/s72-c\/matematica.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6969096428475872406"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-07T10:33:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-07T10:33:00.701+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Cagómetro"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;\"\u003ELei para sair no Verão, \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;\"\u003Eque\u0026nbsp;é quando as almoçaradas são maiores\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-0LuJKdnUQp8\/URLZl02DytI\/AAAAAAAAAss\/RYumlpnLHng\/s1600\/Cagometro.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"353\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-0LuJKdnUQp8\/URLZl02DytI\/AAAAAAAAAss\/RYumlpnLHng\/s400\/Cagometro.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;\"\u003EBrevemente, será obrigatório em casa ...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 16pt;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;\"\u003Ede todos os Portugueses, para que o Ministério das Finanças, \u003Cbr \/\u003Epossa calcular o novo imposto:\u003Cbr \/\u003Eo\u003Cb\u003E CAGÒMETRO !\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6969096428475872406\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/cagometro.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6969096428475872406"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6969096428475872406"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/cagometro.html","title":"Cagómetro"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-0LuJKdnUQp8\/URLZl02DytI\/AAAAAAAAAss\/RYumlpnLHng\/s72-c\/Cagometro.png","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-1562290158589780808"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-05T22:51:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-05T22:51:03.719+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Outros"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Passar pelas brasas..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003EIsto sim, é passar pelas brasas, no verdadeiro sentido da palavra...\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qBpRx2NdKVA\/URGMeGaBFyI\/AAAAAAAAAsc\/V8-gxlOlEgA\/s1600\/Passar+pelas+brasas.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"313\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qBpRx2NdKVA\/URGMeGaBFyI\/AAAAAAAAAsc\/V8-gxlOlEgA\/s400\/Passar+pelas+brasas.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1562290158589780808\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/passar-pelas-brasas.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1562290158589780808"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1562290158589780808"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/passar-pelas-brasas.html","title":"Passar pelas brasas..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qBpRx2NdKVA\/URGMeGaBFyI\/AAAAAAAAAsc\/V8-gxlOlEgA\/s72-c\/Passar+pelas+brasas.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-786943574402494380"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-04T12:08:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-04T12:08:27.449+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Picantes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Vaidade"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-5pyiCBsWnbQ\/UQ-kR-PUO6I\/AAAAAAAAAQM\/D03WwWlJa3U\/s1600\/sem+orelhas.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" ea=\"true\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-5pyiCBsWnbQ\/UQ-kR-PUO6I\/AAAAAAAAAQM\/D03WwWlJa3U\/s320\/sem+orelhas.jpg\" width=\"242\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;\"\u003ESabem qual é o cúmulo da vaidade?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;\"\u003EColocar pestanas postiças no olho do cú!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\"\u003EVF\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/786943574402494380\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/vaidade.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/786943574402494380"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/786943574402494380"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/vaidade.html","title":"Vaidade"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-5pyiCBsWnbQ\/UQ-kR-PUO6I\/AAAAAAAAAQM\/D03WwWlJa3U\/s72-c\/sem+orelhas.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-4084770363544252430"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-03T09:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-06T22:29:11.248+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ser jovem..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-SvQVBB_c28g\/UQvnQfoMemI\/AAAAAAAAAP8\/S7l9jRrabq8\/s1600\/Ser+Jovem.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" ea=\"true\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-SvQVBB_c28g\/UQvnQfoMemI\/AAAAAAAAAP8\/S7l9jRrabq8\/s400\/Ser+Jovem.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EEste ano reparei numa coisa na praia.\u003Cbr \/\u003EParece que toda a gente\u0026nbsp;faz depilação.\u003Cbr \/\u003EE por toda a gente entenda-se miúdos de 18 anos, coisa que eu quero desesperadamente parecer.\u003Cbr \/\u003EOlho para o meu grupo de amigos: temos todos barriga de cerveja, a maioria ou é careca ou está para ser e pior, temos pêlos nos sovacos.\u003Cbr \/\u003EE parece que ter pêlos nos sovacos é coisa de velho.\u003Cbr \/\u003EVai daí, decido\u0026nbsp;entrar nesse fascinante mundo novo da depilação masculina.\u003Cbr \/\u003ESaco da minha Gillete e do meu aparador de cabelo e começo a minha demanda.\u003Cbr \/\u003EDura aproximadamente duas horas e no fim, tenho a casa de banho pejada de cabelos, pelos e até pintelhos na\u0026nbsp;escova de dentes.\u003Cbr \/\u003EMas desde logo noto a evidente mudança: \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EA minha pila parece visivelmente maior!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ECom os pêlos do peito cortados pareço 20 quilos mais magro!\u003Cbr \/\u003E...E os tomates roçam de alegria um no outro, pela primeira vez desde os meus doze anos!!\u003Cbr \/\u003ERápidamente quero mostrar ao mundo a minha nova imagem!!!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003E(Razão pela qual usei durante uma semana t-shirts de gola em bico \"até ao umbigo\" e calças de cintura baixa).\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EO pior no entanto ainda estava para vir.\u003Cbr \/\u003EUma semana depois do meu novo \"look\", naturalmente os pêlos começaram a querer crescer:\u003Cbr \/\u003ENeste momento não consigo caminhar dois passos sem ter que coçar os tomates.\u003Cbr \/\u003ENão consigo sequer juntar as pernas pelo que pareço alguém que foi enrrabado há pouco tempo (imagem à qual t-shirts com gola em bico não ajudam, evidentemente).\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EÉ impossível usar cinto de segurança, porque me toca no peito e eu tenho infinitos pêlos encravados até nos\u0026nbsp;mamilos.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EPara a próxima, quando quiser parecer jovem e na crista da onda, começo mas é a fumar ganzas.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4084770363544252430\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/ser-jovem.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4084770363544252430"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4084770363544252430"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/ser-jovem.html","title":"Ser jovem..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-SvQVBB_c28g\/UQvnQfoMemI\/AAAAAAAAAP8\/S7l9jRrabq8\/s72-c\/Ser+Jovem.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6948103285714546257"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-02T01:00:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-04T20:10:19.209+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Nua"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-B9JCxdKJedI\/UQuyHFYbQBI\/AAAAAAAAAPs\/aYEJqYD7fBA\/s1600\/num+Bar.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" ea=\"true\" height=\"302\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-B9JCxdKJedI\/UQuyHFYbQBI\/AAAAAAAAAPs\/aYEJqYD7fBA\/s400\/num+Bar.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003EEntra uma jovem completamente nua, com actitude\u0026nbsp;rebelde.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003EPára em frente ao balcão e diz para o\u0026nbsp;barman:\u003Cbr \/\u003E-\u0026nbsp;Quero uma cerveja bem gelada. Estou a morrer de calor!\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Nota-se - comenta o barman, mas fica a olhar para ela sem se mexer.\u003Cbr \/\u003E- O que é que se passa? -diz ela - Nunca viu uma mulher nua?\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Muitas vezes!\u003Cbr \/\u003E- E então, está a olhar para onde??\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Quero ver de onde é que vai tirar o dinheiro para pagar a cerveja!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6948103285714546257\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/jovem-nua-num-bar.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6948103285714546257"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6948103285714546257"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/jovem-nua-num-bar.html","title":"Nua"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-B9JCxdKJedI\/UQuyHFYbQBI\/AAAAAAAAAPs\/aYEJqYD7fBA\/s72-c\/num+Bar.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2409800375589385082"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-01T11:39:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-01T11:39:00.625+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Jesus Criso aparece no café"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"\u003EEstavam  um inglês, um alemão e um português num café quando o inglês diz aos  outros:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Esse que aí entrou é igualzinho ao Jesus Cristo\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Pois, pois - dizem os outros.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Estou-vos a dizer. A barba, a  túnica....\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E O inglês levanta-se, dirige-se ao homem e  pergunta:\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E - Tu és Jesus Cristo, não é verdade?\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Eu? Que ideia!\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Eu acho que sim. Tu és Jesus Cristo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Já disse que não. Mas fala mais baixo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Eu sei que tu és Jesus Cristo\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E Tanto insiste que o homem lhe diz baixinho:\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E - Sou efectivamente Jesus Cristo mas fala baixo e  não digas a ninguém\u003Cbr \/\u003E senão isto fica aqui um pandemónio.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Fiz uma lesão no joelho em pequeno. Cura-me.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Milagres não. Tu vais contar aos teus amigos e eu passo a tarde a fazer\u003Cbr \/\u003E milagres. O inglês tanto insiste que Jesus Cristo põe-lhe a mão sobre o\u003Cbr \/\u003E joelho e cura-o.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Obrigado. Ficarei eternamente grato - agradece,  emocionado, o inglês.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Sim, sim. Não grites e vai-te embora. Não contes a ninguém.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E O inglês, mal chegou à mesa, contou aos amigos. O alemão  levantou-se logo e\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E dirigiu-se a ele.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E - O meu amigo disse-me que eras Jesus Cristo e que  o curaste. Tenho um\u003Cbr \/\u003E olho de vidro. Cura-me.\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Não sou nada Jesus Cristo. Fala baixo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E O alemão tanto insistiu que Jesus Cristo passou-lhe a mão pelos olhos e\u003Cbr \/\u003E curou-o.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E - Vai-te agora embora e não contes a ninguém.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E Mas Jesus Cristo bem o viu a contar a história aos amigos e ficou à\u003Cbr \/\u003E espera de ver o português ir ter com ele. O tempo foi  passando e nada.\u003Cbr \/\u003E Mordido pela curiosidade dirigiu-se à mesa dos três amigos  e, pondo a\u003Cbr \/\u003E mão sobre o ombro do português, começou a  perguntar:\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E - E tu, não queres que.....\u003Cbr \/\u003E O português levanta-se de um salto, afastando-se dele:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E - Eh, tira as mãozinhas que eu estou de baixa!!!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2409800375589385082\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/jesus-criso-aparece-no-cafe.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2409800375589385082"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2409800375589385082"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/jesus-criso-aparece-no-cafe.html","title":"Jesus Criso aparece no café"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-1538525538079467093"},"published":{"$t":"2013-02-01T08:40:00.002+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-02-04T19:57:51.858+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Picantes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"A Diferença entre Seguro de Saúde e Segurança Social"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-clFPspzMHxg\/UQt-3gW1MfI\/AAAAAAAAAPc\/54QcbFrV2pw\/s1600\/A+Diferen%C3%A7a+entre.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" ea=\"true\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-clFPspzMHxg\/UQt-3gW1MfI\/AAAAAAAAAPc\/54QcbFrV2pw\/s400\/A+Diferen%C3%A7a+entre.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003EA Ministra da Saúde visitou um hospital\u0026nbsp;acompanhada pelo director.\u003Cbr \/\u003EAo passarem numa enfermaria deparam com um doente a masturbar-se furiosamente\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003Ee a Ministra pergunta o que se passa com aquele paciente.\u003Cbr \/\u003EO director do hospital informa a Ministra de que se trata de um caso patológico,\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003Eo qual\u0026nbsp;implica que o paciente tenha de ejacular de 2 em 2 horas porque senão os testículos ficam desmesuradamente inchados.\u003Cbr \/\u003EA visita continua e logo mais à frente, num quarto, deparam-se com uma enfermeira a fazer sexo oral a outro paciente.\u003Cbr \/\u003EA Ministra, estupefacta, pergunta qual o significado daquilo, ao que o director, consultando a ficha do doente, responde:\u003Cbr \/\u003E-Sr.ª Ministra, este é um caso absolutamente igual ao anterior, só que este doente vem pela Multicare, e não pela Segurança Social.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1538525538079467093\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/a-ministra-da-saude-visitou-um-hospital.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1538525538079467093"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/1538525538079467093"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/a-ministra-da-saude-visitou-um-hospital.html","title":"A Diferença entre Seguro de Saúde e Segurança Social"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Vitor Felgueiras"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09526828485929726713"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"28","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_e6qT8chCD_0\/TIY7Kx59qjI\/AAAAAAAAAAs\/XTUThsbZL4c\/S220\/Cigarro01.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-clFPspzMHxg\/UQt-3gW1MfI\/AAAAAAAAAPc\/54QcbFrV2pw\/s72-c\/A+Diferen%C3%A7a+entre.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2597628474309640848"},"published":{"$t":"2013-01-31T11:23:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-01-31T11:23:00.074+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Pensionistas em duodécimos"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LAXwQIsj6t4\/UQmO5Ol5F4I\/AAAAAAAAAr8\/FExFe00Y_x0\/s1600\/Pensionistas+em+duod%C3%A9cimos.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"287\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LAXwQIsj6t4\/UQmO5Ol5F4I\/AAAAAAAAAr8\/FExFe00Y_x0\/s400\/Pensionistas+em+duod%C3%A9cimos.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003EPois agora vai ser assim: vamos comprar as coisas às prestações..........\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2597628474309640848\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/pensionistas-em-duodecimos.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2597628474309640848"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2597628474309640848"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/pensionistas-em-duodecimos.html","title":"Pensionistas em duodécimos"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LAXwQIsj6t4\/UQmO5Ol5F4I\/AAAAAAAAAr8\/FExFe00Y_x0\/s72-c\/Pensionistas+em+duod%C3%A9cimos.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7055697140924156574"},"published":{"$t":"2013-01-30T10:12:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-01-30T10:12:00.338+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ordenado de Janeiro"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-UHjR5vJavmI\/UQhIaiFQ7oI\/AAAAAAAAArs\/YcrZZn24XE0\/s1600\/Ordenado+de+Janeiro.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"242\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-UHjR5vJavmI\/UQhIaiFQ7oI\/AAAAAAAAArs\/YcrZZn24XE0\/s400\/Ordenado+de+Janeiro.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003EPois é! É assim que muitos vão ficar (ou já ficaram) quando virem o recibo do ordenado do mês de Janeiro..............................\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7055697140924156574\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/ordenado-de-janeiro.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7055697140924156574"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7055697140924156574"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/ordenado-de-janeiro.html","title":"Ordenado de Janeiro"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-UHjR5vJavmI\/UQhIaiFQ7oI\/AAAAAAAAArs\/YcrZZn24XE0\/s72-c\/Ordenado+de+Janeiro.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-6014928810075134311"},"published":{"$t":"2013-01-29T21:54:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-01-29T21:57:47.297+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Anedotas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sexo aos 95 anos"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EDevido ao falecimento do avô aos 95 anos, o jovem Camilo foi fazer uma visita de pêsames à sua avó de 90 anos. Quando chega, Camilo encontra a anciã chorando e tenta confortá-la.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EUm pouco depois, quando vê a avó mais calma o neto pergunta:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Diz-me avó, como morreu o avô?\u003Cbr \/\u003E- Morreu ao fazermos amor - Confessa a avó.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECamilo, espantado, responde-lhe que as pessoas de 90 anos ou mais, não deveriam fazer amor porque é muito perigoso.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003EAo que a avó responde:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;- Já só fazíamos  ao domingo, de há cinco anos a esta parte, e com muita calma, ao compasso das badaladas do sino da Igreja. Era ding para o meter e dong para o tirar... \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: large;\"\u003ESe não fosse o filho da puta do homem dos gelados com o seu sininho, o avô ainda estaria vivo!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6014928810075134311\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/sexo-aos-95-anos.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6014928810075134311"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6014928810075134311"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/sexo-aos-95-anos.html","title":"Sexo aos 95 anos"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-7376515587234814372"},"published":{"$t":"2013-01-28T21:32:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-01-28T21:32:34.408+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"O verdadeiro Jesus de Nazaré"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-oZOy-u4ZWlM\/UQbt8C8j6hI\/AAAAAAAAArU\/k_QJKTjlHa8\/s1600\/Jesus+de+Nazar%C3%A9.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-oZOy-u4ZWlM\/UQbt8C8j6hI\/AAAAAAAAArU\/k_QJKTjlHa8\/s400\/Jesus+de+Nazar%C3%A9.jpg\" width=\"248\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003EO verdadeiro Jesus de Nazaré\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-oZOy-u4ZWlM\/UQbt8C8j6hI\/AAAAAAAAArU\/k_QJKTjlHa8\/s1600\/Jesus+de+Nazar%C3%A9.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7376515587234814372\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/o-verdadeiro-jesus-de-nazare.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7376515587234814372"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/7376515587234814372"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2013\/01\/o-verdadeiro-jesus-de-nazare.html","title":"O verdadeiro Jesus de Nazaré"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-oZOy-u4ZWlM\/UQbt8C8j6hI\/AAAAAAAAArU\/k_QJKTjlHa8\/s72-c\/Jesus+de+Nazar%C3%A9.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-5795330983331254934"},"published":{"$t":"2012-12-19T19:32:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-19T19:32:19.426+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Videos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Casados à 5, 10 e 20 anos..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003ECasados à 5, 10 e 20\u0026nbsp;anos...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-J20rPvx_33c\/UNECOvt4zxI\/AAAAAAAAAng\/PQp1ZPI1YnM\/s1600\/Miguel+Esteves+Cardoso.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-J20rPvx_33c\/UNECOvt4zxI\/AAAAAAAAAng\/PQp1ZPI1YnM\/s1600\/Miguel+Esteves+Cardoso.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Tahoma\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #1f497d; font-family: \u0026quot;Tahoma\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003ENa Europa, cada manifestação \"do orgulho Gay\" contou, em média, com 100.000 pessoas. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; 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font-size: 18pt;\"\u003EUma moça muito  jeitosa entra na igreja e confessa os pecados:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E- Sr. Padre, eu  tenho feito sexo com o padre da cidade  vizinha!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; 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font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E nunca mais te  esqueças:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red; font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 18pt;\"\u003EA TUA PARÓQUIA É ESTA!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6949036218953222127\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/12\/a-tua-paroquia-e-esta.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6949036218953222127"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6949036218953222127"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/12\/a-tua-paroquia-e-esta.html","title":"A tua paróquia é esta!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-4859993730516259962"},"published":{"$t":"2012-12-04T22:48:00.002+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-04T23:22:14.673+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Nada como sair com os amigos"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E...para tomar um café\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ciframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/video.g?token=AD6v5dxQpThqdt9a_KJh_4bSShQMj91otUwaiZZqVxd5Zdo3eynxXG3naeLcPFtavofGmwgHrXYpqXocVmAiKTSMpQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0' \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EIsto é o que o País precisa: mão de obra especializada!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/72594064152305642\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/o-auxiliar-de-cozinha.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/72594064152305642"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/72594064152305642"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/o-auxiliar-de-cozinha.html","title":"O auxiliar de cozinha"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3357970749383125138"},"published":{"$t":"2012-11-23T13:15:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-04T22:50:12.141+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Beber até cair...."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-EH8wto_lltI\/UKbJaKMmdUI\/AAAAAAAAAeg\/T_v2PLbPGNk\/s1600\/Beber+Cair.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"258\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-EH8wto_lltI\/UKbJaKMmdUI\/AAAAAAAAAeg\/T_v2PLbPGNk\/s320\/Beber+Cair.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EO homem tem toda a razão! \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ESe bebe é para cair.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EQuem quiser voar toma \u003Cem\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003ERed Bull\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/em\u003E !!...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3357970749383125138\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/beber-ate-cair.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3357970749383125138"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/3357970749383125138"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/beber-ate-cair.html","title":"Beber até cair...."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-EH8wto_lltI\/UKbJaKMmdUI\/AAAAAAAAAeg\/T_v2PLbPGNk\/s72-c\/Beber+Cair.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2706095821294898451"},"published":{"$t":"2012-11-22T12:48:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-11-22T12:48:00.752+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Politica"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Religião"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Passos Coelho, Obama e o Papa"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit; font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia, \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;, serif; font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cu\u003E\u003Cem\u003EPassos Coelho, Obama e o Papa\u003C\/em\u003E\u003C\/u\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit; font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003Eviajam\u0026nbsp; juntos no mesmo avião, quando aparece numa das asas o Diabo com uma enorme serra e começa a serrar a asa da aeronave. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003Cbr \/\u003EQuando viram o Diabo ficaram apavorados, e Passos Coelho vira-se para o Obama: \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E- Obama, você que sabe falar e argumentar como ninguém, convença o cornudo a parar com isso senão vamos cair e morrer todos!!! \u003Cbr \/\u003EObama foi até lá, conversou... conversou... e nada do capeta parar...\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: inherit;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EObama voltou e implorou ao Papa: \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E- Papa, só o senhor nos poderá salvar... Ele não quer nem conversa... vai mesmo derrubar o avião!!! \u003Cbr \/\u003EO Papa foi até ao Diabo, usou de toda sua persuasão, argumentou o que pôde... e nada... Desistiu, voltou e resumiu a conversa: \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E- Não sei o que fazer... Estamos perdidos... Vamos rezar!!! \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-CiabRzADQqs\/UKbHSJ6P1yI\/AAAAAAAAAeY\/flijZfslzHU\/s1600\/Pedro+Passos+Coelho.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"224\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-CiabRzADQqs\/UKbHSJ6P1yI\/AAAAAAAAAeY\/flijZfslzHU\/s320\/Pedro+Passos+Coelho.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003EFoi quando Passos Coelho se levantou e disse: \u003Cbr \/\u003E- Deixa comigo... Sou a última chance, vou tentar. \u003Cbr \/\u003EE lá foi ele falar com o Diabo. Mal trocaram duas palavras o Diabo parou de serrar a asa do avião... e sumiu. Obama e o Papa ficaram surpreendidos e perguntaram:\u0026nbsp; \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E- O que é que você lhe disse?\u003C\/span\u003E \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E- Companheiro... se eu morrer, vou formar governo no Inferno!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"left\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2706095821294898451\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/passos-coelho-obama-e-o-papa.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2706095821294898451"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2706095821294898451"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/passos-coelho-obama-e-o-papa.html","title":"Passos Coelho, Obama e o Papa"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-CiabRzADQqs\/UKbHSJ6P1yI\/AAAAAAAAAeY\/flijZfslzHU\/s72-c\/Pedro+Passos+Coelho.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-2775020750468429121"},"published":{"$t":"2012-11-21T12:35:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-04T22:50:50.784+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curtas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Café reduz capacidade sexual do homem"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-peNzfpRN4tY\/UKa_3UAqqKI\/AAAAAAAAAeI\/pKVJvcXGRo4\/s1600\/Caf%25C3%25A9+copo+de+pl%25C3%25A1stico.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-peNzfpRN4tY\/UKa_3UAqqKI\/AAAAAAAAAeI\/pKVJvcXGRo4\/s1600\/Caf%25C3%25A9+copo+de+pl%25C3%25A1stico.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003EAlerta!\u003C\/span\u003E \u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EO café excessivamente quente, em copo de plástico, reduz em dois terços a capacidade sexual do homem:\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cul style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003Eprimeiro queima os dedos\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003Ee depois queima a lingua\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003C\/ul\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2775020750468429121\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/cafe-reduz-capacidade-sexual-do-homem.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2775020750468429121"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/2775020750468429121"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/cafe-reduz-capacidade-sexual-do-homem.html","title":"Café reduz capacidade sexual do homem"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-peNzfpRN4tY\/UKa_3UAqqKI\/AAAAAAAAAeI\/pKVJvcXGRo4\/s72-c\/Caf%25C3%25A9+copo+de+pl%25C3%25A1stico.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-3784423376231884578"},"published":{"$t":"2012-11-20T10:17:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-04T22:51:45.163+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Outros"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Português típico"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-kbXaJenbaEQ\/UKa7choRp9I\/AAAAAAAAAd4\/2-mWOoEMskI\/s1600\/Portugu%C3%AAs+tipico.gif\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-kbXaJenbaEQ\/UKa7choRp9I\/AAAAAAAAAd4\/2-mWOoEMskI\/s1600\/Portugu%C3%AAs+tipico.gif\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cul style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003ENOME: Carlos Manuel (Camané) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPROFISSÃO: Funcionário público \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EIDADE: 43 anos \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EALTURA: 1,62 m (sem sapatos, porque com sapatos, que é o que interessa,\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E1,66 m) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPESO: 83,4 kg \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EOLHOS: Castanhos (verdes no verão) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ESINAIS PARTICULARES: Bigode \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ENOME DA MULHER: \" A minha esposa chama-se J\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003EÚ\u003C\/span\u003ELIA e é uma senhora que se dá ao respeito, por isso nada de porcarias ao pé dela...\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ESINAIS PARTICULARES DA MULHER: 123-96-148 (mas era cá um avião quando era nova. agora, realmente, está um bocadinho gasta...) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EFILHOS: 1,5 (1 legitimo, mais 0,5 a dividir com o marido da amante) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ECLUBE: Benfica \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EÍDOLO: Luis Filipe Vieira. (Se o homem fosse desonesto, já o tinham prendido...vocês e que tem dor de corno!!!!!) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EÓDIO: A RTP1 (não a vejo, porque é dos gajos. Só vejo a SIC e a TVI que são nossas!) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EDESPORTO PREFERIDO: Morfar. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPRATO FAVORITO: Pezinhos de coentrada e pudim Molotof. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ERECORD PESSOAL: Cuspidela de 4,4 m (vento regular), (Foi lindo pá, a verdinha parecia que tinha asas....) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ESITUAÇÃO IDEAL PARA FAZER AMOR: O que é isso?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ESITUAÇÃO IDEAL PARA FAZER AMOR: Ah! Já entendi!...Como eu gosto mesmo\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E,\u003C\/span\u003E é ao Domingo... a ver o Domingo Desportivo... \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EFRASE PREFERIDA PARA A COMPANHEIRA: \"Mas a conversa já chegou à cozinha?\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPERFORMANCE SEXUAL: 3,84 minutos no acto (record alcançado duas vezes, a primeira em 3-07-1975 e a segunda no dia 4-05-1996, e não precisei para nada dessa porcaria do Viagra!....\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EDIMINUTIVO DA SOGRA: Cabra. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPENSAMENTO SOBRE O SOGRO: \"Até que era um gajo porreiro...\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPENSAMENTO SOBRE A VIDA: \"Desde que haja comidinha na mesa e que o Benfica não perca (sinais dos tempos...), estou-me a cagar para o resto.... \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EPOSIÇÃO SOBRE OS BOMBARDEAMENTOS: \" Rebentem as fronhas aos monhés!\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E-MUSEU FAVORITO: Elefante Branco (Trombinhas para os conhecedores, vou la para ver as estátuas...não sei se tás a ver!!!) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EHOBBY preferido: \"adoro encontrar-me com uns amigos para podermos conversar sobre gajas e futebol\" (enquanto isso coço a minha \"tomatada\" ou então afasto as cuecas de um pintelho que se entalou no elástico \u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E… \u003C\/span\u003Eque sensação!) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EO QUE MAIS GOSTA EM PORTUGAL: Amália (sempre),\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003ESalazar (se o homem cá tivesse andavam todos na linha, Cavaco Silva (É dos nossos, pá, ainda volta, desta vez pra Presidente), Bárbara Guimarães (Viste-me aquela tranca pa?....) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EO QUE MENOS GOSTA EM PORTUGAL: \"Esta merda est\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003Eá\u003C\/span\u003E a ficar cheia de pretos pá... deviam mas era mandar os gajos para a terra deles...\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EJORNAL PREFERIDO: A Bola (\"Ao Sábado, na sanita, a ler A Bola, eh pá...isso é que é viver!!!) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ELOCAL DE FÉRIAS IDEAL: \"O Correia foi a Cuba de ferias, sem a patroa e diz que aquilo é à fartazana...\" \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ELOCAL DE FÉRIAS: \" Havias de ver a roulote que tenho no parque da Costa, aquilo é um luxo, e no Verão com o adiantado para as sardinhadas fica um mimo, se não fosse no ano passado, uns \"Manjericos\" a refilar com o cheiro, aquilo era o Paraíso... e ainda há gajos que vão para as Caraibas, tansos!...\": \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/li\u003E\u003Cli\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Arial\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;sans-serif\u0026quot;; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ESe não tem dinheiro para ir ao médico, vá a um aeroporto! \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EFar-lhe-ão um RX e uma mamografia de graça.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gZ5kkbnkkBc\/UKayYmI45KI\/AAAAAAAAAdg\/JhhVoiKUACY\/s1600\/X-Ray.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gZ5kkbnkkBc\/UKayYmI45KI\/AAAAAAAAAdg\/JhhVoiKUACY\/s1600\/X-Ray.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ESe mencionar a Al-Qaeda, ainda terá uma colonoscopia grátis.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6000657585596636672\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/dica-do-ministerio-da-saude_17.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6000657585596636672"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/6000657585596636672"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/dica-do-ministerio-da-saude_17.html","title":"Dica do Ministério da Saúde"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gZ5kkbnkkBc\/UKayYmI45KI\/AAAAAAAAAdg\/JhhVoiKUACY\/s72-c\/X-Ray.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1788086946887244029.post-4861792929593408577"},"published":{"$t":"2012-11-16T18:38:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-12-04T22:52:47.222+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Kit de férias Alemanha vs Portugal"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003EReparem num Kit de férias de um cidadão Alemão...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"color: #6633ff; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13.5pt; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-DlaOqMRdXsg\/UKaK4gPUc_I\/AAAAAAAAAc4\/ydabtv0XNrs\/s1600\/Kit+F%C3%A9rias+Alemanha.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"297\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-DlaOqMRdXsg\/UKaK4gPUc_I\/AAAAAAAAAc4\/ydabtv0XNrs\/s400\/Kit+F%C3%A9rias+Alemanha.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E.... e agora reparem no Kit de férias de um cidadão Português... \u003Cbr \/\u003E(... que mais parece um kit de sobrevivência...)\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-0YN8qi415ck\/UKaLJte6I6I\/AAAAAAAAAdA\/GrAbkyN4IRc\/s1600\/Kit+f%C3%A9rias+Portugal.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-0YN8qi415ck\/UKaLJte6I6I\/AAAAAAAAAdA\/GrAbkyN4IRc\/s400\/Kit+f%C3%A9rias+Portugal.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT\" style=\"color: #6633ff; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13.5pt; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4861792929593408577\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/kit-de-ferias-alemanha-vs-portugal.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4861792929593408577"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/1788086946887244029\/posts\/default\/4861792929593408577"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/humorconcentrado.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/kit-de-ferias-alemanha-vs-portugal.html","title":"Kit de férias Alemanha vs Portugal"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"João Dias"},"uri":{"$t":"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103621571828392831488"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-tJlWDfPPbi0\/AAAAAAAAAAI\/AAAAAAAABaU\/HbaSvon6TBo\/s512-c\/photo.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-DlaOqMRdXsg\/UKaK4gPUc_I\/AAAAAAAAAc4\/ydabtv0XNrs\/s72-c\/Kit+F%C3%A9rias+Alemanha.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}}]}});